Mark Twain sies å stå bak denne etiketteguiden skrevet for unge gentlemen - nærmere bestemt til bruk ved evakuering av folk ved brann. Twain lister opp 26 typer folk (og møbler) som bør reddes - in order of importance.
In assisting at a fire in a boarding house, the true gentleman will always save the young ladies first—making no distinction in favor of personal attractions, or social eminence, or pecuniary predominance—but taking them as they come, and firing them out with as much celerity as shall be consistent with decorum. There are exceptions, of course, to all rules; the exceptions to this one are:
Partiality, in the matter of rescue, to be shown to:
2. Persons toward whom the operator feels a tender sentiment, but has not yet declared himself.
6. First cousins.
8. Second cousins.
10. Young-lady relations by marriage.
11. Third cousins, and young-lady friends of the family.
12. The Unclassified.
Other material in boarding house is to be rescued in the following order:
14. Children under 10 years of age.
15. Young widows.
16. Young married females.
17. Elderly married ditto.
18. Elderly widows.
20. Boarders in general.
21. Female domestics.
22. Male ditto.